Happy Production Cutmas Eve to those who celebrate!
What the heck is Production Cutmas, you ask? Why, it is the annual celebration of iPhone production cuts that people freak out about almost every year, usually beginning in December and then running into January.
The Macalope hasn’t seen any reports of this yet, but it’s likely because iPhones were released later this year than they have been in previous years. Surely it will be announced tomorrow or the next day or the day after. It’s technically possible Production Cutmas will be canceled this year (stupid pandemic!), but if history is any lesson then we should get rumors sometime soon of absolutely gargantuan iPhone production cuts happening because no one likes iPhones.